Escaped

26 days. Thats how long it has been since my last post. It seems as though the US Government tracked my down after my Swiss mishap last month. You say "bomb" on a plane and suddenly you're getting a human booster shot from a guy named Peggy in federal jail. Never again will I pretend to vote for a Democrat.

Ok, so over the past month I have been doing some very time consuming things; homework, classes, your mother, but now is the time I will commence the updating of this blog. Maybe a true life story will suffice for today.

So I was walking down the street two weeks ago when I noticed that it had begun to snow. Since I didn't want to get wet by the snow, I decided to quicken my pace so that I could make it back to my living quarters. About half way home, I saw a young girl, no older than the age of 12, walking down the street in 3 inch heels, a tube top, and low-cut jeans. Now, as a concerned parent, I wondered where this child's mother or father was. Sitting 2 feet away, near the gutter, was a drunk woman of about 35. Wanting to help them, I decided to walk up to them. Seconds later I am surrounded by police for stalking an innocent white girl. Well, thats the last time I try to be a good samaritan. As for the woman and her daughter, let's just say my pet vampire will eat good tonight.

Side note : Everyone should go visit my friend James Harper's blog at somewhatfunnythings.blogspot.com. He and I are hanging out together right now watching porn. Whoops sorry, that's facebook on his computer screen. My mistake