Over the past 11 days since my last post I have noticed alot of things that I would now like to share with the internet as well as some possile theories about stuff.
1. Michigan is cold. I have been here for 17 days so far and honestly, I havent seen my penis is a week and a half. I get it mother Nature, its winter, but you don't have to keep bitching about it.
2. Squirrels are liers. Yesterday I saw a squirrel. Why the fuck was a squirrek out in the winter? Should they be lining the insides of people's houses, cars and jackets to keep them warm?
3. If its not broke, don't fix it. Incidently, this one turned to my advantage. There was this lamp in my room I was trying to fix, but it wasn't broken. So, I broke it and now its fixed.
4. Goku is a little girl. "Hey guys, I don't think we can win. Go get yourselves killed so I can fly in with the spirit bomb, save the day and be the hero." First of all, if he knew the spirit bomb will ALWAYS kill his opponent then why not use it in the beginning?
5. A friend of mine brought it to my attention that God does things just for the "lulz" such as bringing Jesus back with the dragon balls. Are we to assume that satan is Frieza?
6.If the pen is mightier than the sword, why not just use a gun? I mean, shoot the bitch before pen reaches paper
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Sweden
Okay guys, so I haven't updated in a while and here's why:
I was on my way to my room to update this a week ago. But then Walter Cronkite's son called me and asked if I could go on a mission in Sweden. You see, I was supposed to try to assassinate the king of Sweden but I got in a bit of trouble. Their Prime Minister happened to be really good at karate and he caught me off guard. Not so neutral now are you, Sweden? So for three days, I was stuck in the middle of nowhere with only a pencil, 65 francs and about 6 ounces of botulinum toxin. So anyway, I was walking towards the capital city and I realised that I had to get back to the United States for a few parties.
Ok, there was this Sherpa there (I don't know why he was there, but he was) and he led me back to the airport. Well, I didn't get to kill he king while I was there, but botulinum is very soluble in water. Happy New Year's Day Sweden.
I was on my way to my room to update this a week ago. But then Walter Cronkite's son called me and asked if I could go on a mission in Sweden. You see, I was supposed to try to assassinate the king of Sweden but I got in a bit of trouble. Their Prime Minister happened to be really good at karate and he caught me off guard. Not so neutral now are you, Sweden? So for three days, I was stuck in the middle of nowhere with only a pencil, 65 francs and about 6 ounces of botulinum toxin. So anyway, I was walking towards the capital city and I realised that I had to get back to the United States for a few parties.
Ok, there was this Sherpa there (I don't know why he was there, but he was) and he led me back to the airport. Well, I didn't get to kill he king while I was there, but botulinum is very soluble in water. Happy New Year's Day Sweden.
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