So today I was feeling a tad sick so I decided to stay home from work. I felt a lot better at about 10.30, but really, who shows up at 10.30? Also I didn't have a ride and I ended up feeling worse at 11.30.
Today's story is about one of my recent trips to the food store and how illogical they can be. So, if you want an Italian meal you would purchase pasta, sauce and Parmesan cheese. So, why wasn't the cheese in the same aisle as the other two? I mean, when I want Parmesan cheese i want it to be near the other fucking stuff I buy.
Curse you Mike Duke and your inability to efficiently run a supermarket. The place I went to wasn't Wal-Mart but I don't care, they both sell food.
In short, your goal this weekend is to boycott Wal-Mart. I prefer Pulbix though I will probably still shop at Wal-Mart. No one else carries my favorite brand of eagle tears and mermaid blood.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Interesting Candy
So, today I was at work and it was 4.46 so I decided that I would have an end of the day candy. So, I perused my supervisor's candy dish and found something called Mary Jane. This should have been my first indication of a problem since Mary Jane is slang for Marijuana, which is also delicious.
Anywho, I ate the candy and decided to read the ingredients. Nothing out of the usual; peanuts, sugar, rapeseed. Yeah that's right, my candy had rapeseed in it.
It also had an ingredient called mono. Which happens to be some form of disease right?
But yeah, today I ate some rapeseed. I don't know why they didn't use sunflower seeds. Those don't try to force themselves on me.
Anywho, I ate the candy and decided to read the ingredients. Nothing out of the usual; peanuts, sugar, rapeseed. Yeah that's right, my candy had rapeseed in it.
It also had an ingredient called mono. Which happens to be some form of disease right?
But yeah, today I ate some rapeseed. I don't know why they didn't use sunflower seeds. Those don't try to force themselves on me.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Tired
I must apologise, I was going to have an actual post but I am a bit tired today. Please enjoy the following picture or GTFO
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Easter and NPH
So it's Easter again, or as the heathens call it, Zombie Jesus Day. For those of you that celebrate this holiday, I hope you have a very Happy Easter. For those of you that don't, call Gweneth Paltrow and ask for the Sunday special.
I thought there would be some really good Easter specials on TV today, but as I type this I am currently watching Starship Troopers. (Just as I typed this line, a 10 foot tall flying bug just swooped in and bit this guy's dick off). You know, this movie is nothing like the book I pretended to read. That being said, I think all of you people should watch this movie. There is one scene with Neil Patrick Harris shooting a bug but clearly this was before he was gay. Those of you who don't remember, NPH played Doogie Howser on a show of the same name in the early 1990's. In Starship Troopers, he is still a doctor, just a little bit more bad ass. Also, there is this name character named Rico but he isn't important.
Really? No one saw it coming?
Anyway, I have to go finish watch this movie. If I haven't killed myself I might write a review on it later. Don't get your hopes up though.
I thought there would be some really good Easter specials on TV today, but as I type this I am currently watching Starship Troopers. (Just as I typed this line, a 10 foot tall flying bug just swooped in and bit this guy's dick off). You know, this movie is nothing like the book I pretended to read. That being said, I think all of you people should watch this movie. There is one scene with Neil Patrick Harris shooting a bug but clearly this was before he was gay. Those of you who don't remember, NPH played Doogie Howser on a show of the same name in the early 1990's. In Starship Troopers, he is still a doctor, just a little bit more bad ass. Also, there is this name character named Rico but he isn't important.
Really? No one saw it coming?
Anyway, I have to go finish watch this movie. If I haven't killed myself I might write a review on it later. Don't get your hopes up though.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Anaconda 3
So today I decided to get a hair cut. Well, I hate when my hair is too short. Now half of Australia has to go.
Anywho, I watched Anaconda 3 today and there was a certain character in this movie. I went to Wikipedia and I looked it up. David Hasselhoff is in this movie. Why is he in this movie. I mean, I am as much a Hoff fan as the nextlegally crazy, half blind scientist from a tropical nation, but WTF? Then in this scene I found on youtube, he's fighting the other lead. A WOMAN. HE PUNCHES A WOMAN.
You know, if not for the fact that I knew he was drunk I would be upset. Never in my life have I hit a woman, Only Rosie O'Donnell. Well, enjoy this clip and hopefully I will start having more frequent updates.
Anywho, I watched Anaconda 3 today and there was a certain character in this movie. I went to Wikipedia and I looked it up. David Hasselhoff is in this movie. Why is he in this movie. I mean, I am as much a Hoff fan as the nextlegally crazy, half blind scientist from a tropical nation, but WTF? Then in this scene I found on youtube, he's fighting the other lead. A WOMAN. HE PUNCHES A WOMAN.
You know, if not for the fact that I knew he was drunk I would be upset. Never in my life have I hit a woman, Only Rosie O'Donnell. Well, enjoy this clip and hopefully I will start having more frequent updates.
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