Jehovah's Witness

Before I start, let me just say that I respect everyone's religion and no offence is intended...just comedy.



So, today some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my house and I decided to have some fun with them. So I yelled out the door, "Just a minute." and decided to prepare my attack.

So, I walked outside with no shirt on, really short pants, clothes pins on my nipples and a mask on my face. The two guys out there had the most amazing expressions on thier face. As I made my way to the fence they whispered something to each other. I don't know what was said, but I knew they were scared.

As they were talking to me about God, looking very stressed, my friend called from inside asking me where I was. I said, "I'm outside honey." Then, he walked outside, came up to me and kissed me on my cheek. All I did was turned to the two religion guys, told them I was very busy and my friend and I went back inside. I turned around to see the most aamazing expression on thier faces. Guess it will be a while before the come to my house again ^.^