I know its a bit late, but you can use these next year.
1. Towels tied to bullet proof vests make excellent capes. If you want to get really spectacular, make your cape entirely out of the material and you have an excellent shield against drive-bys
2. Wear neutral colours. Try to stay away from heavy blues and reds as these are notorious gang colours. No matter your gender, pink is very safe.
3. Stay away from houses that have 6 or more old broken down cars in front of them. Rats make them thier homes.
4. If you see a chihuahua, stay back! A pit bull is not far behind.
5. Try not to take a Blackberry or LG Chocolate cell phone with you. The Nokia 1500 series is less likely to get you mugged.
6. Do no take pixie sticks that have white suger in it. It isn't sugar.
7. Wear comfortable running shoes.
8. Mace is your friend
9. There is safety in numbers. There is even more safety if you have an AK-47 on you.
10. Stay away from homes that smell like it has turkey cooking...Its not thanksgiving yet.
11. Try to stay near streelights. Hookers are allergic to most forms of artificial lighting.
12. DON'T TOUCH ANY PLANTS
13. If you want to go as a ghost, invest in make-up. Going with a sheet over you makes your body easy to dispose of.
14. Keep a car within a 2 house range. If you are in the ghetto then someone will likely be fighting with thier baby mama. Gunshots are likely to follow.
Follow these tips and you will make it to Thanksgiving, Christmas and beyond
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment