Souljah Boy (Edited for grammatical errors)

This was funnier in my head cuz I did it in my British accent.

(You!)
Soldier boy, I told them.
Excuse me, I have a new dance to show you. It is called the Soldier Boy
(You!)
You have to punch then crank back three times from left to right.
(Indeed!)

[Chorus: x2]
Soldier boy off into this promiscuous woman
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soldier boy
Then I will proceed to Superman that promiscuous woman
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soldier boy off into this promiscuous woman
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that promiscuous woman
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
I am jocking on the haters, sir
When I do the Soldier Boy
I lean to the left and crank that thing
(now you)
I'm jocking on your spiteful buttocks
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm going to have to use my weapon
You catch me at your local party
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad at me because
I purchased the Bathing Apes athletic shoes

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncing on my toea
Watch me super soak that promiscuous woman
I'm going to pass it to Arab
Then he's going to pass it to Don Loc (loc)
Haters want to be me
Soldier Boy. I'm the man
They are looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let us get to it (let us get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Promiscuous woman, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you trying to do it like me
Man, that fecal matter was offensive to the eye sight

[Chorus x4]

Then there is some other stuff, but I got bored so I am clicking publish.