Ok, So today I woke up at about 6am and I was watching some TV. Nothing too interesting, but then at around 9 or so I decided to go back to sleep for a bit. So, I decided to put on some Owl City and I went to sleep.
I first knew it would be an interesting nap (well I don't really want to call it a nap because naps are for humans...) when I started to have this dream whereby I was a scientist studying how kangaroos fend off thier natural prey....zebras. Apparently punching them in the gills works wonders.
After this dream was over, I decided it was time to wake up. Well, this took me about an hour or so to do. Everytime I woke up, I was stil stuck in a dream whereby I was in my room, EXACTLY how my room is currently set up. The problem was, everytime I would awaken, my muscles seemed to not be working properly so I had to keep going back to sleep in order to wake up a little bit more everytime. Everything was going fairly well, but there seemed to be a problem with my neck. I had no control over my neck muscles. I would sit up but my neck was still at a 90 degree angle. This caused my eyes to be unable to focus.
There was another wierd thing happening though. I was completely aware of everything that was happening. I was awake in my dream. Thank God my head phones slipped off. The removal of the music seemed to have given me the ability to wake up. Maybe the music that is Owl City has some for of lucid dream inducing properties.
This entire post is true. I cannot make this shit up. Well, I can, but I didn't this time.
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