Now, there was no update yesterday and I must apologize. You see, I was trying to assassinate Vladmir Putin, but when I was testing the neuro-toxic gas bomb it kind of went off in my face. So, after 12.7 million dollars in surgery and 3.2 million dollars in chocolate, ice cream and porn, I am back on the blogo-sphere.
Few things today:
1. Ok, so apparently Tiger Woods is refusing to talk with investigators about what exactly happened the day he crashed and had to be free by his wife (she smashed the window with one of his golf clubs). What I think happened was they got into an argument and his wife decided not to be a wimp anymore. While trying to get away he messed up and ended up crashing (OOPSIE DAISY). Hopefully Tiger can sort this out.
What the attack weapon looks like
2. With Thanksgiving gone and December here, it's almost Christmas. I hope everyone was nice this year, you don't want Santa to think you were naughty. (More on Christmas as it actually occurs)
3. The year and the decade are nearly done. For the last 10 days of the year, I will have a different post about the major highlights of each year. Wow, I can't believe we are done with another decade already. It feels like 2000 just started about 10 years ago.
Well, there are a few main points. Again, I apologize for not being able to update yesterday. I will try to keep almost dieing to a minimum. PEACE OUT Y'ALL
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