This just in, economists are very optomistist about the national reciver finally being underway. Large drops in the unemployment rate spur hope in the future. Sources say however, that the drops are not cause by people finding job, but by Godzilla coming out of his 27 year sleep cycle and terrorizing parts of the Midwest United States.
In other news, a huge blizzard is forecasted to hit the West and MidWest. I will have more on this when informations comes to my tropical island paradise where temperatures are still a very nice 80 degrees.
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Since 1980, there have been 91 security breaches into the White House. I went on lcation to find out more, but the secret service got mad that I was in the president's office. Maybe the shouldn't have been counting how many people broke in and should have been preventing it from happening.
There have been many rumors that Tiger Woods is a sex addict. We tried to reach Mr. Woods for his side of the story, but apparently Jenna Jameson was answering calls in his stead.
That is all for news tonight. WMSX Channel >9000
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