Monday, November 9, 2009
Hi Everybody
Yes, the beginning of another work week. Time to make some money to spend on movies, dinner and porn. There are so many movies out this month that I want to watch. I still haven't watch Saw6 yet which I heard was awesome. Then, the new Twilight movie is about to come out. My friends always make fun of me for liking Twilight, but I think its awesome. Then there is this movie called "Ninja Assassin" that's about to be released. I think that any movie about a person that goes around killing ninjas is a good movie.
Boy, those ninjas must suck. If they were truly good at their job then nobody would know that they exist. Not even themselves.
Ok, if you guys haven't seem XKCD today then here it is. I am about to move on to my next assassination target: Tony Blair. It's time he paid for being so British. I hate how he flaunts his englishness in my face. Ready or not Tony, here I come.
Boy, those ninjas must suck. If they were truly good at their job then nobody would know that they exist. Not even themselves.
Ok, if you guys haven't seem XKCD today then here it is. I am about to move on to my next assassination target: Tony Blair. It's time he paid for being so British. I hate how he flaunts his englishness in my face. Ready or not Tony, here I come.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Day Off
No update today. Imstead, please enjoy the following picture
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Now where did I put those hammers..........
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Now where did I put those hammers..........
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Ed, Edd and Eddy
Ok, so all day today Cartoon Network has been running an Ed, Edd and Eddy marathon in preparation for the movie that will premier tomorrow. This show had me thinking again about how adult the shows we as Generation Y grew up on.
1. Ed, Edd and Eddy
2. Rocko's Modern Life
3. Ren & Stimpy
4. Angry Beaver's (not as visible)
5. CatDog
6. Kablaam!
7. Aaah! real Monsters
8. Captain Planet
These shows are just riddled with implied sexual content, implied profanity scamming, theft, bribery and other adult situations. Its amazing that our mental health is still generally good. Though I think we are the most fucked up generation but in a good way. But now parents these days think Harry Potter is gonna doom thier kid's souls. Yeah right. Let them watch cartoons from the 90's it will be a good learning experience for them.
These shows are what we grew up on and they made us the fun generation we are today. With our higher than expected tolerance of things that are new and different, our constant internet-ing and that third thing we are always doing.
For those of you that are wondering how Captain Planet had adult situations, it basically wanted us to be hippies. Now there is nothing wrong with that but that Wheeler kid was violent. Gaia was kind of a whore and Kwame was a bit too stereotypical.
These shows were so golden. I wish they would come back for like 10 years again. Most of these new shows suck. I mean, what the hell is a Scary Godmother. They also messed up Casper like nobody's business.
Now, I am gonna go do other stuff. That Carmen Sandiego charcter has been unfindable for like 20 years now or something. Her son Waldo is a joke. Anyway, I have to go find Carmen after my triple bypass surgery.
SEACREST...OUT
1. Ed, Edd and Eddy
2. Rocko's Modern Life
3. Ren & Stimpy
4. Angry Beaver's (not as visible)
5. CatDog
6. Kablaam!
7. Aaah! real Monsters
8. Captain Planet
These shows are just riddled with implied sexual content, implied profanity scamming, theft, bribery and other adult situations. Its amazing that our mental health is still generally good. Though I think we are the most fucked up generation but in a good way. But now parents these days think Harry Potter is gonna doom thier kid's souls. Yeah right. Let them watch cartoons from the 90's it will be a good learning experience for them.
These shows are what we grew up on and they made us the fun generation we are today. With our higher than expected tolerance of things that are new and different, our constant internet-ing and that third thing we are always doing.
For those of you that are wondering how Captain Planet had adult situations, it basically wanted us to be hippies. Now there is nothing wrong with that but that Wheeler kid was violent. Gaia was kind of a whore and Kwame was a bit too stereotypical.
These shows were so golden. I wish they would come back for like 10 years again. Most of these new shows suck. I mean, what the hell is a Scary Godmother. They also messed up Casper like nobody's business.
Now, I am gonna go do other stuff. That Carmen Sandiego charcter has been unfindable for like 20 years now or something. Her son Waldo is a joke. Anyway, I have to go find Carmen after my triple bypass surgery.
SEACREST...OUT
Friday, November 6, 2009
Good Friday
So apparently, in all my being busy today, I missed alot of fun in my favorite chatroom. Oh well, all will be made right when the work week begins again on Monday.
Now let's see, what to talk about today? So I realised that the premise of the Hanna Montana movie was for her to choose between the left she always wanted and the life she never had. In my opinion, it doesn't count as living a double life when the public has been aware of both personalities since the beginning. Sorry Miley, you fail in this one.
Wanda Sykes--In my opnion, I funny black woman. If you guys haven't seen any of her work I suggest you go to youtube and look it up. Particularly "Racist Dolphin" and "Gay Marraige"
Demetri Martin---Funny white guy. His brand of stand up comedy never ceases to throw me into fits of laughter. Today at work I randomly remembered when he was talking about shopping for clothes.
-"If you need anything, I'm Jill"
"OMG, I never met a woman before with a conditional identity"
-"What if I don't need anything? Who are you?"
"If you don't need anything I'm Eugene"
This is a snipet from his "Jokes with guitar". I suggest you look this up on youtube also. Well, this post was just a bunch of suggestions. No much ranting today. I'm kind of tired. I was trying to assassinate Fidel Castro but apparently he was having lunch today with Barack Obama.
Do you know how hard it is to sneak into Cuba? I mean really. Then there was that whole leaving part. For some reason they don't like you to leave Cuba? Passports and shit are necessary. Then I ended up in Argentina and THAT ate up alot of my day. ProTip : Never go to Argentina after leaving Cuba. So anyway, after passing through Thailand I managed to make it home. Now I have to make up that extended lunch hour this weekend......Anywho, I am going to go take a nap. I gotta overthrow parliament tomorrow.
SEACREST OUT
Now let's see, what to talk about today? So I realised that the premise of the Hanna Montana movie was for her to choose between the left she always wanted and the life she never had. In my opinion, it doesn't count as living a double life when the public has been aware of both personalities since the beginning. Sorry Miley, you fail in this one.
Wanda Sykes--In my opnion, I funny black woman. If you guys haven't seen any of her work I suggest you go to youtube and look it up. Particularly "Racist Dolphin" and "Gay Marraige"
Demetri Martin---Funny white guy. His brand of stand up comedy never ceases to throw me into fits of laughter. Today at work I randomly remembered when he was talking about shopping for clothes.
-"If you need anything, I'm Jill"
"OMG, I never met a woman before with a conditional identity"
-"What if I don't need anything? Who are you?"
"If you don't need anything I'm Eugene"
This is a snipet from his "Jokes with guitar". I suggest you look this up on youtube also. Well, this post was just a bunch of suggestions. No much ranting today. I'm kind of tired. I was trying to assassinate Fidel Castro but apparently he was having lunch today with Barack Obama.
Do you know how hard it is to sneak into Cuba? I mean really. Then there was that whole leaving part. For some reason they don't like you to leave Cuba? Passports and shit are necessary. Then I ended up in Argentina and THAT ate up alot of my day. ProTip : Never go to Argentina after leaving Cuba. So anyway, after passing through Thailand I managed to make it home. Now I have to make up that extended lunch hour this weekend......Anywho, I am going to go take a nap. I gotta overthrow parliament tomorrow.
SEACREST OUT
Thursday, November 5, 2009
OMG Thursday
Ah yes, Thursday. You know what that means. Now is the time that we prepare ourselves for the last day of the week. Which may or may not be followed by the weekend. If you use the Gregorian calander you have to wait an addition 865 days before the weekend is here.
I hope you guys have been enjoying this blog as much as I have been enjoying writing it. Its moments like this that keep my paranoia at bay. I think it's time for me to slip into a state of mind that would be the result of massive amounts of awesome.
I think its story time. Okay, so this one time in school, I had just come back from a few hours of a bit of drinking. I had had an exceptionally tough day and I think I deserved a night off. It was Friday after all. SO anyway, I walk into the living room of our apartment and realise that there were about 10 people sitting on the couches. This took me by surprise. I didn't expect so many people. Why can't you white kids go out on Fridays?
So anyway, these people are my friends so I decided to give into the alcohol and be as fun as I could be. Now, when I am sober I tend to be a bit hyperactive but its balanced out by other negative things that I won't get into unless I am paid a large amount of money or unless the President of Costa Rica is finally assassinated. One of the fun things that night was I thought I was Harry Potter. This went well for a while until I tried using the killing curse on random people.
After about 20 minutes of me talking about magic, politics and sex, my friends decided it was time for me to go to sleep. BUT I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
Anyway, I learned a few things that night:
1. Being drink is fun if you manage to keep control of most of your cognitive reasoning.
2. Expelliarmus doesn't work in real life
I hope you guys have been enjoying this blog as much as I have been enjoying writing it. Its moments like this that keep my paranoia at bay. I think it's time for me to slip into a state of mind that would be the result of massive amounts of awesome.
I think its story time. Okay, so this one time in school, I had just come back from a few hours of a bit of drinking. I had had an exceptionally tough day and I think I deserved a night off. It was Friday after all. SO anyway, I walk into the living room of our apartment and realise that there were about 10 people sitting on the couches. This took me by surprise. I didn't expect so many people. Why can't you white kids go out on Fridays?
So anyway, these people are my friends so I decided to give into the alcohol and be as fun as I could be. Now, when I am sober I tend to be a bit hyperactive but its balanced out by other negative things that I won't get into unless I am paid a large amount of money or unless the President of Costa Rica is finally assassinated. One of the fun things that night was I thought I was Harry Potter. This went well for a while until I tried using the killing curse on random people.
After about 20 minutes of me talking about magic, politics and sex, my friends decided it was time for me to go to sleep. BUT I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
Anyway, I learned a few things that night:
1. Being drink is fun if you manage to keep control of most of your cognitive reasoning.
2. Expelliarmus doesn't work in real life
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Welcome to the Tyra show
Ok, so yesterday I watched the Tyra Banks show for the first time. There were two episodes on. One where this pregnant lady had to get a job as a legal prostitute to help pay for the child she is about to have and the other one was about black market plastic surgery.
These are fairly serious topics, but Tyra manages to do something I thought was impossible: She made the shows all about herself.
I don't understand how she can sit there and berate her guest while constantly talking about her life. Guess what Tyra, ITS ABOUT YOUR GUESTS. What do you think this is, America's Next Top Model? NO. So please let you guests talk.
Also, despite the severity of some of the things the guests went through, Tyra still managed to tell jokes about her life. Listen Tyra, we all know you weren't always rich. But please shut the hell up and let this pregnant prostitue tell her side of the story.
In conclusion I thought the shows were great. I really did like the shows. Tyra was kinda awesome. Plus she's still a hot model. Tyra, keep up the good work. I hope you never cease to amaze me.
Now, A clip from ANTM
~No infringement intended all clips belong to thier original owners and creators~
These are fairly serious topics, but Tyra manages to do something I thought was impossible: She made the shows all about herself.
I don't understand how she can sit there and berate her guest while constantly talking about her life. Guess what Tyra, ITS ABOUT YOUR GUESTS. What do you think this is, America's Next Top Model? NO. So please let you guests talk.
Also, despite the severity of some of the things the guests went through, Tyra still managed to tell jokes about her life. Listen Tyra, we all know you weren't always rich. But please shut the hell up and let this pregnant prostitue tell her side of the story.
In conclusion I thought the shows were great. I really did like the shows. Tyra was kinda awesome. Plus she's still a hot model. Tyra, keep up the good work. I hope you never cease to amaze me.
Now, A clip from ANTM
~No infringement intended all clips belong to thier original owners and creators~
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Helping a friend
So she told me to come over because she was having some problems at her house. When I got to her house she was wearing some form of see-through silk robe. I didn't pay much attention because we are very good friends.
So anyway, I inspected her downstairs area where the problem was. I decided that in order to fix it I had to really stick my face in there. After a few minutes of this rigourous foreplay I decided that it was time to stick my pipe in there. But the hole was too small. So some lubricant and stuck two fingers in there to try to make it a bit more pliable. Another 5 minutes passed and I was ready. I stuck my pipe in there and went to work. This was the longest I ever had to do this, it took 40 minutes. Its a good thing that hole had alot of moisture in it so that my pipe could slide in really easy. After an hour at it, I was done. So tired from all that exertion.
Next time I go to redo one of her pipes I am going to call my actual plumber friend. He claims he can get a job done in 5 minutes. I however, like to take my time.
So anyway, I inspected her downstairs area where the problem was. I decided that in order to fix it I had to really stick my face in there. After a few minutes of this rigourous foreplay I decided that it was time to stick my pipe in there. But the hole was too small. So some lubricant and stuck two fingers in there to try to make it a bit more pliable. Another 5 minutes passed and I was ready. I stuck my pipe in there and went to work. This was the longest I ever had to do this, it took 40 minutes. Its a good thing that hole had alot of moisture in it so that my pipe could slide in really easy. After an hour at it, I was done. So tired from all that exertion.
Next time I go to redo one of her pipes I am going to call my actual plumber friend. He claims he can get a job done in 5 minutes. I however, like to take my time.
Monday, November 2, 2009
WebMD is funny
So, I'm at work today and I start to feel a little sickly. I have no idea whats wrong with me but I think it has something to do with the medicine I took yesterday. Then I woke up at like 5 this morning and the only thing I could do was watch porn cause nothing was on TV.
ANYWAY, I decided to use WebMD for the first time. I put in my symptoms; nausea, lack of appetite, headache, and it came up with some interesting diagnoses.
I could be bulimic or anorexic. These are unlikely because I had a giant meal yesterday and the day before and the day before. I have been binge eating for 3 days now.
It also said that I could be depressed. Well, I am on medicine for this so I guess this is likely. However, I haven't felt sad all day so I am striking this one.
Horrible brain tumor - No. Although my homeostasis was a bit wierded out this morning. Still I dont think this probable
Pregnant - WebMD didnt say this, my friends did. I don't think I am pregnant since, like most males, I lack the necessary equipment downstairs. Though my period is almost 2 decades late
It's amazing how three simple symptoms can be related to so many different things. I am just going to stick with my Vitamin C, drink a bit more tea, try to get something to eat and hope I am not coming down with the flu.
If I start coughing up pieces of lung or stomach then I will see a doctor. But it could psycological so I am going to pretend to see a doctor.
Oh well, next time you are sick, mess around with WebMD. The sprained ankle you got from playing soccer could very well be an early sign of diabetes
ANYWAY, I decided to use WebMD for the first time. I put in my symptoms; nausea, lack of appetite, headache, and it came up with some interesting diagnoses.
I could be bulimic or anorexic. These are unlikely because I had a giant meal yesterday and the day before and the day before. I have been binge eating for 3 days now.
It also said that I could be depressed. Well, I am on medicine for this so I guess this is likely. However, I haven't felt sad all day so I am striking this one.
Horrible brain tumor - No. Although my homeostasis was a bit wierded out this morning. Still I dont think this probable
Pregnant - WebMD didnt say this, my friends did. I don't think I am pregnant since, like most males, I lack the necessary equipment downstairs. Though my period is almost 2 decades late
It's amazing how three simple symptoms can be related to so many different things. I am just going to stick with my Vitamin C, drink a bit more tea, try to get something to eat and hope I am not coming down with the flu.
If I start coughing up pieces of lung or stomach then I will see a doctor. But it could psycological so I am going to pretend to see a doctor.
Oh well, next time you are sick, mess around with WebMD. The sprained ankle you got from playing soccer could very well be an early sign of diabetes
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Set your clocks
So ends another glorious daylights savings time. Now Chronos, god of time can hibernate for six months while Zule walks free. Now is the time you we set our clocks back an hour. If you haven't done so yet then you were suppose to do it an hour ago.
Thank you Ben Franklin for coming up with the idea to set clock back an hour. It would be wierd if I woke up at 10am when I am at school in Michigan and the sun still isn't up yet.
Remember:
Set your clocks,
Eat your vegetables,
Scream at the sky
SEACREST OUT
Thank you Ben Franklin for coming up with the idea to set clock back an hour. It would be wierd if I woke up at 10am when I am at school in Michigan and the sun still isn't up yet.
Remember:
Set your clocks,
Eat your vegetables,
Scream at the sky
SEACREST OUT
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