Remember this one guys?

Even though Pokemon was alot more famous, I remember watching this show before we had the internet in my house. After that moment, everything revolved around things 7 year olds shouldn't be watching. Also, about the no post yesterday, I was entertaining the troops in Iraq. I support our troops, but war is stupid. Now, on to that video

Lazy today

I feel lazy from fighting superman....oh, I won. It was even in today's news

fuck you Clark


But, here is the actually funny picv of the day...sorta


A true nerd will laugh at this no matter how much you have seen it before

Signs you were the chubby kid in elementary school

Ok, these are things I noticed about myself and others who came a long way from those days.

1. Your grade six shirts are too big for you.

2. Your dimples are permanantly eched into your cheeks (both sets of cheeks)

3. One day you went to tie your shoes and you realise you can see you toes (This was wierd when this happened to me)


4. People say you look slim when you know you havent lost weight in a few years. (This would be a bit after elementary school)

5. Your mom/dad has some insulin stored in a cryogenic freezer because the doctors told you that you would be diabetic

6. This is probably the most accurate way to know. It worked for me. You look at pictures from elementary school, try to find everyone, come across the chubby kid then realise its you 5 minutes later

~URGENT NEWS~

This just in, economists are very optomistist about the national reciver finally being underway. Large drops in the unemployment rate spur hope in the future. Sources say however, that the drops are not cause by people finding job, but by Godzilla coming out of his 27 year sleep cycle and terrorizing parts of the Midwest United States.


In other news, a huge blizzard is forecasted to hit the West and MidWest. I will have more on this when informations comes to my tropical island paradise where temperatures are still a very nice 80 degrees.

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Since 1980, there have been 91 security breaches into the White House. I went on lcation to find out more, but the secret service got mad that I was in the president's office. Maybe the shouldn't have been counting how many people broke in and should have been preventing it from happening.



There have been many rumors that Tiger Woods is a sex addict. We tried to reach Mr. Woods for his side of the story, but apparently Jenna Jameson was answering calls in his stead.


That is all for news tonight. WMSX Channel >9000

A cool video I saw

!No copyright infrigement intended~ That being said, where's my pie?

Wierd sleeping today

Ok, So today I woke up at about 6am and I was watching some TV. Nothing too interesting, but then at around 9 or so I decided to go back to sleep for a bit. So, I decided to put on some Owl City and I went to sleep.

I first knew it would be an interesting nap (well I don't really want to call it a nap because naps are for humans...) when I started to have this dream whereby I was a scientist studying how kangaroos fend off thier natural prey....zebras. Apparently punching them in the gills works wonders.

After this dream was over, I decided it was time to wake up. Well, this took me about an hour or so to do. Everytime I woke up, I was stil stuck in a dream whereby I was in my room, EXACTLY how my room is currently set up. The problem was, everytime I would awaken, my muscles seemed to not be working properly so I had to keep going back to sleep in order to wake up a little bit more everytime. Everything was going fairly well, but there seemed to be a problem with my neck. I had no control over my neck muscles. I would sit up but my neck was still at a 90 degree angle. This caused my eyes to be unable to focus.

There was another wierd thing happening though. I was completely aware of everything that was happening. I was awake in my dream. Thank God my head phones slipped off. The removal of the music seemed to have given me the ability to wake up. Maybe the music that is Owl City has some for of lucid dream inducing properties.

This entire post is true. I cannot make this shit up. Well, I can, but I didn't this time.

Pokemanz

One of my fave pokemon songs. Enjoy. OMFG, its Friday isn't it. Porn night tonight

Souljah Boy (Edited for grammatical errors)

This was funnier in my head cuz I did it in my British accent.

(You!)
Soldier boy, I told them.
Excuse me, I have a new dance to show you. It is called the Soldier Boy
(You!)
You have to punch then crank back three times from left to right.
(Indeed!)

[Chorus: x2]
Soldier boy off into this promiscuous woman
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soldier boy
Then I will proceed to Superman that promiscuous woman
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)
Excuse me, can you watch me?
(Crank that Soldier Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soldier boy off into this promiscuous woman
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that promiscuous woman
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
I am jocking on the haters, sir
When I do the Soldier Boy
I lean to the left and crank that thing
(now you)
I'm jocking on your spiteful buttocks
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm going to have to use my weapon
You catch me at your local party
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad at me because
I purchased the Bathing Apes athletic shoes

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncing on my toea
Watch me super soak that promiscuous woman
I'm going to pass it to Arab
Then he's going to pass it to Don Loc (loc)
Haters want to be me
Soldier Boy. I'm the man
They are looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let us get to it (let us get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Promiscuous woman, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you trying to do it like me
Man, that fecal matter was offensive to the eye sight

[Chorus x4]

Then there is some other stuff, but I got bored so I am clicking publish.

If I were a bird.

Contrary to the title of this post the will be no birds. I don't want to cntract bird flu. You see, while everyone is worried about swine flu, the birds are going to rise up again and destroy the human race. But, I will be there to happily help repopulate.

Ok, so interesting thing today. I was walking down the street and there was this ice cream truck. Now, I really didn't know that they moved that slow but when I looked up again, the truck was behind me. Incidently, you can out-pace an ice-cream truck if you walk at a moderate speed.

Also, that damned Christmas tree made an appearance in my schedule again today. Since I celebrated Kwanzaa last year I may celebrate Hanukkah this year. Does anyone know where I can get good deals on dreidels and menorahs?

I think I need to start coming up with actual ideas for these posts. I don't like this impromptu stuff. But, its in my nature to be random. Well, I am going to go find a ride back home. I don't know how I ended up in Paris today

~RAWR

Hi everybody. Welcome to another exciting post on "Tales of a Mad Scientist"

Now, there was no update yesterday and I must apologize. You see, I was trying to assassinate Vladmir Putin, but when I was testing the neuro-toxic gas bomb it kind of went off in my face. So, after 12.7 million dollars in surgery and 3.2 million dollars in chocolate, ice cream and porn, I am back on the blogo-sphere.

Few things today:

1. Ok, so apparently Tiger Woods is refusing to talk with investigators about what exactly happened the day he crashed and had to be free by his wife (she smashed the window with one of his golf clubs). What I think happened was they got into an argument and his wife decided not to be a wimp anymore. While trying to get away he messed up and ended up crashing (OOPSIE DAISY). Hopefully Tiger can sort this out.


What the attack weapon looks like


2. With Thanksgiving gone and December here, it's almost Christmas. I hope everyone was nice this year, you don't want Santa to think you were naughty. (More on Christmas as it actually occurs)



3. The year and the decade are nearly done. For the last 10 days of the year, I will have a different post about the major highlights of each year. Wow, I can't believe we are done with another decade already. It feels like 2000 just started about 10 years ago.


Well, there are a few main points. Again, I apologize for not being able to update yesterday. I will try to keep almost dieing to a minimum. PEACE OUT Y'ALL