Well guys it's Friday and the weekend is finally here. I think I will finally take a break from my Communist agenda and promote some comedy today.
First ~> New Moon
The second movie in the Twilight series is out today and I gotta watch it. The thing is, I don't know if I want to watch it now or watch it with friends when I go back to America. If worse come to worst I will bootleg it. Fuck you international copyright laws. For those of you that like Twilight go out and watch this movie now. For those of you that don't like Twilight, go die. My friend James Harper over at Somewhat Funny Things has more info on this.
Number B ~> My Life is Average
Today while at work one of my co-workers came in singing "Age of Aquarious" I immediately jumped in and started singing to chorus much to the amusement of my other co-workers. I then proceeded to submit the story to MLIA. I work with the greatest people ever. MLIA
Roman Numeral 7 ~> So I was walking though this primary school (elementary school to you Americans who think you are so fucking great) and I realised that kids are mean. The hit each other, insult their teachers and use up massive amounts of oxygen that I need for my Crystal Meth lab. Good news though, that school is now located in Pakistan
9th ~> I am declaring tomorrow "International Wake up Day" Show your support by being concious tommorrow...or you will be eliminated.
MadScientist ....OUT
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