Ninjas

Sorry These last few posts have been late guys. You see, at work I have been doing 7~8 non-stop hours of outside stuff. Not to mention my usual black guys stuff and my daily attempts at world domination. Speaking of which, the nation of Ukraine is now Canada. Old Canada will no longer exist as a country. (WIN)

So about those ninjas. Like the homosexual community, ninjas keep the population in check. Thier natural prey consist of noobs, tools, important diplomats and phytoplankton.

Ninjas are normally found in the shadows, thier natural habitat, waiting for thier next kill. They are amoung the most patient predators known to man. However, global warming has pushed them out of thier natural habitat.



This picture shows a domesticated family of ninjas. Ninjas aren't normally in this type of environment but climate changes is pushing them into new areas.

NOT A NINJA



Though we never see them, ninjas play an important role in our societies and have given us many benefits. The invented the shuriken, poison and Hilary Clinton, the single greatest weapon ever.

Now to wrap this up, a archived news cast about ninjas

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again