Helping a friend

So she told me to come over because she was having some problems at her house. When I got to her house she was wearing some form of see-through silk robe. I didn't pay much attention because we are very good friends.

So anyway, I inspected her downstairs area where the problem was. I decided that in order to fix it I had to really stick my face in there. After a few minutes of this rigourous foreplay I decided that it was time to stick my pipe in there. But the hole was too small. So some lubricant and stuck two fingers in there to try to make it a bit more pliable. Another 5 minutes passed and I was ready. I stuck my pipe in there and went to work. This was the longest I ever had to do this, it took 40 minutes. Its a good thing that hole had alot of moisture in it so that my pipe could slide in really easy. After an hour at it, I was done. So tired from all that exertion.

Next time I go to redo one of her pipes I am going to call my actual plumber friend. He claims he can get a job done in 5 minutes. I however, like to take my time.