Watch out for that tree.

So as you would have heard, Tiger Woods was in a car accident and was las tlisted as in serious condition at the hospital. There are, however, somethings that I do not understand. How is it that he was driving fast enough, coming out of his drive-way, hit a fire hydrant and still be going fast enough to het a tree? The wierd thing is, they say he wasn't drunk or on drugs.

Atleast if he was drunk or something then I would undstand it, but how did Tiger fail SOOO MUCH. Oh another thing. The airbags didn't deploy. You see, Tiger drives an 09 cadillac(well, not anymore) so I know the airbags work. Why didn't they go off? What is this magic number?

This whole event reminds me of this picture.


Leave it to Tiger to have a fail so awesome it's almost a win. Well Tiger I guess the only driving you should be doing is on a golf course . :-)