Monday, November 23, 2009

Blast From the Past One

ITS POWER RANGERS TIME. Anyone from my generation would know that this was one of the greatest shows of our time. Now that we are not stupid, snot-nosed kids, we know it sucks. But let's reminicse on the good times we have.



This is such an awesome theme song. Just listening to it brings back memories. NOSTALGA BITCHES

So, episodes basically went like this:

1. Holy shit guys, we're in school
2. -Zordon calls-
3. I gots me a test Zordon, make it quick

~they go and get briefed~

4. OMFG WE CAN WIN

~meets villian and gets thier asses kicked~

5. OMFG ZORDON WE NEED HELP

~Calls giant, fucking robots from the sky~

6. YEAH LOOK AT MY SWEET NEW RIDE

~win/episode is over~

Such a good show right?

I like the power rangers because it gave me the illusion that minorities could be important. (THE BLACK RANGER WAS ACTUALLY BLACK). There was even an asian chick in there. That gave me hope for when I started hanging out with white kids. Red Ranger = greatest ranger ever. He's doing gay porn now ~claps hands~.

Lets not forget the villians


(Chocolate RAIIIIIIIIIIN)

I love Rita,,,,,she needs a perm though

And this guy (I still believe they used the same code as with Master Computer)


CPU BITCHES

Oh Power Rangers. I love the original show. But all this lightspeed rescue shit is ridiculous. Anyway, like it or hate it, Power Rangers are awesome

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