So, I'm at work today and I start to feel a little sickly. I have no idea whats wrong with me but I think it has something to do with the medicine I took yesterday. Then I woke up at like 5 this morning and the only thing I could do was watch porn cause nothing was on TV.
ANYWAY, I decided to use WebMD for the first time. I put in my symptoms; nausea, lack of appetite, headache, and it came up with some interesting diagnoses.
I could be bulimic or anorexic. These are unlikely because I had a giant meal yesterday and the day before and the day before. I have been binge eating for 3 days now.
It also said that I could be depressed. Well, I am on medicine for this so I guess this is likely. However, I haven't felt sad all day so I am striking this one.
Horrible brain tumor - No. Although my homeostasis was a bit wierded out this morning. Still I dont think this probable
Pregnant - WebMD didnt say this, my friends did. I don't think I am pregnant since, like most males, I lack the necessary equipment downstairs. Though my period is almost 2 decades late
It's amazing how three simple symptoms can be related to so many different things. I am just going to stick with my Vitamin C, drink a bit more tea, try to get something to eat and hope I am not coming down with the flu.
If I start coughing up pieces of lung or stomach then I will see a doctor. But it could psycological so I am going to pretend to see a doctor.
Oh well, next time you are sick, mess around with WebMD. The sprained ankle you got from playing soccer could very well be an early sign of diabetes
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