Thursday, November 12, 2009

Macs and PCs

Hey guys, now it's time for something we have seen on the airways for the past 148 death cycles. We have seen the Mac ads talking about how bad PC's are without talking much about themselves. We have also seen the PC adds where they send someone out to go get a computer they need and they end up buying a PC. In my opinion, if you need a new computer just steal one. That way if it goes bad it doesn't really matter, it was free.



So let's talk about a few topics that seem to always be an issue with Macs and PCs.

Viruses
Some Mac users seem to like to boast about how there are no viruses for Macs. There are however, a few viruses for the Macbook. The reason there are so much less that for Windows is because, well, more people use and own PC's. If the majority of people used Macs then there would be more viruses for those computers. Microsoft is doing there part trying to prevent such problems with thier malicious software removal tool and thier security updates. You know, shit like that. I personally think that Viruses are being made somewhere in the Democratic Republic of Congo, but Mac CEO's are assassinating the people creating Mac viruses effectively scaring more people from making them.



Upgrading
I recently updated from the horrible mistake that Microsoft called Windows Vista to the more sleek Windows 7. So far its been better than sex though I havent had sex in 11 months so I can't really remember what it was like, but I hear from my friends that it's still good. I don't know what it's like to upgrade a Mac, but Mac says its easy and I trust them....sort of. But there was a Mac add that said it was hard to upgrade from earlier versions of Windows to Windows 7. All I had to do was click one button, so I know that's bullshit.



Price
Ok, If I really like something I will spend the money on it. I am not a cheap ass. But, I have bought two laptops in my life (both PC's) and the total price for them adds up to about 700 bucks. The cheapest Macbook I have been able to find is 300 bucks more. If you are on a budget, look into a PC. If you are feeling a bit extravagant then go forth and buy a Mac. But be warned, the gods might be upset. Zeus and Hermes work for Bill Gates.

In summary, if you are just an average person or a regular school student, buy a fricken PC. If you are one of those fancy movie and music people that like to edit shit, buy a Mac.

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Ok, this is a serious side note...sort of. I encourage everyone to go visit my friend's blog at www.somewhatfunnythings.blogspot.com He does this comedy shit too. So go do something with your lives. Also, give him your money. He's kinda poor. But it's okay, he's sexy. Here's to you James Harper

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