These are the jokes people

Ok, I am going to attempt some comedy today. This post will entail my experiences for the day.

~OPEN THE DOOR~
So, my job decided to make it such that you have to swipe your ID card to get into and out of the building. This makes sence but there were however, a few peoblems. First, only one person knows how to work the system. I did not get a card. This person was on vacation all week. For the first 4 days this week I didnt have a problem, I just went in with other people. Today however, I had drank a large quantity of water and needed to pee, badly. (Hope those cleaners use the good mop today)

~Horrible drivers~
So this one guy decided that he was going to use his company vehicle to drive recklessly down the highway. I will see to it that this man is fired...out of a cannon....into the sun.(No seriously, I am going to get his ass fired)


~They make what for where?~
Ok, so our company has been using these deoderizes and it got me thinking about what all they make deoderizers for. Apparently, you can buy special sprays for vaginas. In my opinion, if vaginas were suppose to smell like oranges then they would be grown in Florida and shipped to hospitals. Also, why would a woman want her private areas smelling like wildflowers in a meadow?




~These are the jokes people!